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- Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.
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- A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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- A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.
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- I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
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- I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
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- Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
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- NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
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- He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.
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- Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.
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- The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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- The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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- Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
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- It's your money. You paid for it.
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- Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
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- My best training came from my father.
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- We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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- When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
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- People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
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- All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
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