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I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Whatever advice you give, be short.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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What I tell you three times is true.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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