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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

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The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fiction.'

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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