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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

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There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics. Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.

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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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