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Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

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The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

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For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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