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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

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A woman is always buying something.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

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It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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