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Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

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They misunderestimated me.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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Be excellent and party on dudes.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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