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Be excellent and party on dudes.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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We are living in 1937, and our universities, I suggest, are not half-way out of the fifteenth century. We have made hardly any changes in our conception of university organization, education, graduation, for a century - for several centuries.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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... still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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