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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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