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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

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Never confuse movement with action.

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