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When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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They misunderestimated me.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

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Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

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His wardrobe was extensive-very extensive-not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the fashion of any age or time, but everything was more or less spangled; and what can be prettier than spangles!

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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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