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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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Eating words has never given me indigestion.

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

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