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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

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