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- Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.
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- "Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."
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- There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.
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- The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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- The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.
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- Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
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- New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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- It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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- Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.
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- Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
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- Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
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- I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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- It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
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- Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.
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- Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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- Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
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- We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves
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- His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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- Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.
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