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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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No sane man will dance.

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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Everyone who has ever built anywhere a "new heaven" first found the power thereto in his own hell.

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