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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

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Women are made to be loved, not understood.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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