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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

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There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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Only the shallow know themselves.

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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

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Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

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The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.

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