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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

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He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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