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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

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Sunshine is my quest.

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

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Farewell, fair cruelty.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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