Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes, Funny Quotes, Faith Quotes

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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"The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."

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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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