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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

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When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.

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