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Women are made to be loved, not understood.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

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If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?

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[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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