Charles Dickens Quotes, Funny Quotes, Revenge Quotes

The nephew revenges himself for this, by holding his breath and terrifying his kinswoman with the dread belief that he has made up his mind to burst. Regardless of whispers and shakes, he swells and becomes discoloured, and yet again swells and becomes discoloured, until the aunt can bear it no longer, but leads him out, with no visible neck, and with his eyes going before him like a prawn's.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

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Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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