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  • Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes
  • On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes