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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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