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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

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Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

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