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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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The funniest people are the saddest once

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

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