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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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