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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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