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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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Vote early and vote often.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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