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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

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PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.

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PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

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PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.

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When you doubt, abstain.

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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

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A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

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repose, v.i. To cease from troubling.

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The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

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CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.

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To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.

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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.

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PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.

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HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

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