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SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.

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One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.

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Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

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Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

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LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."

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ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

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Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

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WRATH, n. Anger of a superior quality and degree, appropriate to exalted characters and momentous occasions; as, "the wrath of God," "the day of wrath," etc. . . .

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ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.

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Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

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Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

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An auctioneer is a man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.

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Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.

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EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

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A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else.

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Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

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