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Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

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Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

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Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.

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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

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ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.

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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.

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RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.

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Woman absent is woman dead.

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picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

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NIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.

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Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

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LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

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LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and his two sons in the folds of two enormous serpents. The skill and diligence with which the old man and lads support the serpents and keep them up to their work have been justly regarded as one of the noblest artistic illustrations of the mastery of human intelligence over brute inertia.

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WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.

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