- Categories
- Republic Day SMS 293
- Love - Romantic SMS 25444
- Shayari SMS 25409
- Picture SMS 294
- Festival Special SMS 3778
- Quotes SMS 485
- Story SMS 520
- Day Wishes Sms 8293
- Language SMS 414
- Sayings SMS 3845
- Season SMS 144
- Jokes - Funny SMS 14933
- Gujarati Messages 1912
- Hindi SMS 780
- Sad - Bewafa SMS 5201
- Whatsapp SMS 981
- Tips And Tricks SMS 1106
- All Funny SMS 2450
- All Anniversary SMS 180
- Ghazal SMS 251
- Religious SMS 77
- Social Network Special SMS 202
- Mix SMS 704
- Sunday Special Sms 2
- Happy New Year SMS 8
- Whatsapp Status 12371
- Sanskrit Subhashit 1
- Best Selected Messages 10
- Starting With Character P 1
- Text-Art 3
- Emoji Jokes 1
- Gujarati Suvichar Sms 458
- Lion Sms 1
- Good Morning Shayri 2
-
Before Marriage - After
Marriage Jokes 1 - Maut Special Messages 1
- Hindi Jokes 37
- Valentine Week Special SMS 298
- 2000 Notes Jokes SMS 1
- Janu Whatsapp Status 7
- Shakespeare Quotes 2
- Hitler Quotes 1
- Albert Schweitzer Quotes 1
-
ગુડ
મોર્નિંગ
મેસેજ 1 - March Ending Special Messages 1
- Whatsapp Emoji Puzzles 1
- Gujarati Emoji Puzzles 2
- Gujarati Ukhana (Puzzle) 1
- Happy Gandhi Jayanti 1
- Girlfriend Special Jokes 3
- Daru Special Jokes 1
- Cheteshwar Poojara Jokes 1
- Punjabi Jokes 1
- Cricket Special Jokes 1
- Social Media Special Jokes 1
- 14 January Special Messages 8
- Nick Vujicic Quotes 85
- Don't Give Up 4
- Divyang Special Quotes 3
- Mark Twain Quotes 2407
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 21 - English Quotes 93
- Gujarati Shayari Status 13
- Gujarati Love Status 1
- Love - Romantic Shayari 3
- Corona Virus Special Jokes 18
- Comedy Message 2
- Hindi Shayari 48
- Hindi Whatsapp Status 55
- Corona Virus Special 17
- City Life Related 1
- Yesbank Fanny Joke 5
- Yes Bank Special Jokes 6
- Yes Bank Fanny And New Joke 5
- Good Morning Status 98
- Holi Special Messages 16
- Holi Whatsapp Status 14
-
Holi And Dhuleti Special
Messages 11 - Holi Hai 16
- Holi Gujarati Messages 9
- Dhuleeti Joke 1
-
Stock Market Crash Special
Jokes 3 - English Funny Messages 1
- Osho Special Messages 3
- Osho Whatsapp Status 3
- Mark Twain 21
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 1 -
It's Beauty That Captures Your
Attention. Personality Which
Captures Your Heart. 1 - George Bernard Shaw Quotes 5
- Mark Twain Life 20
- Mothers Day Special Status 1
- Hindi Message 161
- Aatm Nirbhar Bharat Message 12
- Swadeshi Special Message 12
- Narendra Modi Quotes 1
- RIP Tiktok Jokes 6
- Jok 1
- Englih SMS 142
- English Good Morning SMS 178
- English Whatsapp Status 165
- English Massages 5
- English Quotes SMS 171
- English Massages 142
- English Quotes SMS. 6
-
Sanskrit Sahitya (Stotram -
Shloka - Prarthna) 0 - English Whatsapp Status 8
- Gujarati Gujarati SMS 1
- Messages 1
- Software Engineer Quotes 0
Location |
Home
>>
Quotes SMS
>>
Author Wise Quotes
>>
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
-
Ambrose Bierce Quotes 976
- Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes
- PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Play Quotes , Stories Quotes
- RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Science Quotes , Giving Quotes
- LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Loss Quotes , Losing Quotes
- Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Government Quotes , Genius Quotes
- INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Hands Quotes , Injustice Quotes
- OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Science Quotes , Jail Quotes
- General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Military Quotes
- KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Scotland Quotes , America Quotes
- According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Numbers Quotes , Adults Quotes
- Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Vision Quotes , World Quotes
- TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Independent Quotes , Animal Quotes
- He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Believe Quotes , Thinking Quotes
- EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Religious Quotes , Nuts Quotes
- Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Ignorance Quotes , Knowledge Quotes
- It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Change Quotes , Feel Better Quotes
- RICE-WATER, n. A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate the imagination and narcotize the conscience.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Water Quotes , Imagination Quotes
- PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method . . . of obtaining money by false pretences [by] "reading character" in the wrinkles [of] the hand. The pretence is not altogether false. . . for the wrinkles in every hand submitted plainly spell the word "dupe."
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Money Quotes , Reading Quotes
- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Funny Quotes , Jealousy Quotes
- RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.
Message Copied
Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Exercise Quotes , Republic Quotes