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Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

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Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

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predilection, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.

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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

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A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.

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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.

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Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

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Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

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ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.

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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.

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GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various degrees of the bird's intellectual energies and emotional character, so that when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling. The difference in geese, as discovered by this ingenious method, is considerable: many are found to have only trivial and insignificant powers, but some are seen to be very great geese indeed.

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A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.

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MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .

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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

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BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters - the most difficult kind of English verse to write acceptably; a kind, therefore, much affected by those who cannot acceptably write any kind.

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RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.

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