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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

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When you have made a catalogue of your friend's faults it is only fair to supply him with a duplicate, so that he may know yours.

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PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.

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THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.

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Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.

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TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics.

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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

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OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

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LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and his two sons in the folds of two enormous serpents. The skill and diligence with which the old man and lads support the serpents and keep them up to their work have been justly regarded as one of the noblest artistic illustrations of the mastery of human intelligence over brute inertia.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

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An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.

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TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

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MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.

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An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

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Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.

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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

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Example is better than following it.

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