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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

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I am justified. For I chose wisdom and the knowledge of good and evil ; and now there is no evil; and wisdom and good are one. It is enough.

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There is nothing that can be changed more completely than human nature when the job is taken in hand early enough.

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Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that it provides selfish motives for doing good, and that human beings will do nothing except for selfish motives

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The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.

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Cruelty must be whitewashed by a moral excuse, and pretense of reluctance.

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We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

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Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.

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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

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If you lived in London, where the whole system is one of false good-fellowship, and you may know a man for twenty years without finding out that he hates you like poison, you would soon have your eyes opened. There we do unkind things in a kind way: we say bitter things in a sweet voice: we always give our friends chloroform when we tear them to pieces.

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You can easily find people who are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty but not one of them will tell you that they are ten times as happy

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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

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Never believe anything a writer tells you about himself. A man comes to believe in the end the lies he tells himself about himself.

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It would positively be a relief to me to dig Shakespeare up and throw stones at him.

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Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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Get out of my way; for I won't stop for you.

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Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

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