George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Fun Quotes, Drama Quotes

A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony.

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No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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To endure the pain of living, we all drug ourselves more or less with gin, with literature, with superstitions, with romance, with idealism, political, sentimental, and moral, with every possible preparation of that universal hashish: imagination.

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My schooling did me a great deal of harm and no good whatever; it was simply dragging a child's soul through the dirt.

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Don't lose faith. Promise yourself that you will be a success story, and I promise you that all the forces of the universe will unite to come to your aid; you might not feel today or for a while, but the longer you wait the bigger the prize.

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Discussing vaccination with a doctor is like discussing vegetarianism with a butcher.

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Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

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Nowadays a parlor maid as ignorant as Queen Victoria was when she came to the throne would be classed as mentally defective.

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The epithet beautiful is used by surgeons to describe operations which their patients describe as ghastly, by physicists to describe methods of measurement which leave sentimentalists cold, by lawyers to describe cases which ruin all the parties to them, and by lovers to describe the objects of their infatuation, however unattractive they may appear to the unaffected spectators.

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The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven millstones from Man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the millstones are lifted.

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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

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Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.

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I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

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Taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.

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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

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If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.

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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

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Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them.

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