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It's a funny old world.

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Eating words has never given me indigestion.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.

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Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

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The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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