Charles Dickens Quotes, Funny Quotes, Children Quotes

It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Children Quotes

I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Life Quotes

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Saint Augustine Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Funny Quotes , Happiness Quotes

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Funny Quotes , Laughter Quotes

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Funny Quotes , Work Quotes

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Funny Quotes , Witty Quotes

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adlai E. Stevenson Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Book Quotes

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adi Da Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Stupid Quotes

It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes

I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Funny Quotes , Family Quotes

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes