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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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It's a funny old world.

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"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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We were together. I forget the rest.

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

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