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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

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He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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My best training came from my father.

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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Riches are for spending.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.

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To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too many calories is like saying that the only cause of the American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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