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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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