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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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