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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics. Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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We were together. I forget the rest.

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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They misunderestimated me.

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