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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.

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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can - don't disappoint him.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Whatever advice you give, be short.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.

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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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