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- Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!
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- On life's vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale.
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- For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth.
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- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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- "The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."
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- A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.
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- "Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.
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- Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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- Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
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- For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.
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- Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
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- What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
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- There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.
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- Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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- Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."
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- Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
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- I hate women because they always know where things are.
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- I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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- Whatever advice you give, be short.
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