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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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The funniest people are the saddest once

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Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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