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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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