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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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