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- The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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- Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.
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- Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.
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- I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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- I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
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- If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
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- Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.
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- Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
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- If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
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- More and more of our imports are coming from overseas
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- "Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."
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- I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.
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- Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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- "I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."
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- God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
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- You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
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- By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
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- When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.
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- Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.
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- Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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