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Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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