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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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