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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.

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Never mistake motion for action.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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